Send me a message:
firstname.lastname@example.org – I’ll respond within 24 hours, I promise!
Don’t call me, but do if you really have to:
+34 679 047 027 (Spanish phone number)
Get at me before my head gets too big and my rates EXPLODE!
First-time client? You get %10 off!
Are you always this glib?
Only if and when you want me to be!